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Poets think it's sublime when the words they write rhyme,

But to Teachers and Students, they're trouble.

Is it right to write white or is it rite to right wight,

And when do those consonants double?

Is it  'i'  before 'e' except after 'c',

Or is it 'e' before 'i'  as in weird and seize,

But then what do you say 

When they sound like 'A'

As in neighbor and weight and sleigh?

We're told 'oo' sounds like 'u' as in shoot and cartoon,

But then blood, door and floor sing a different tune.

It's driving me mad, all those sayings and rules

To help us make sense (cents?) of it all.

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Here are a few sentences which show how difficult it can be to figure out how to spell a word from its sound.  Sentence 1 uses six different ways to spell the Long U sound.  Sentence 2 uses three ways to spell the Long A sound.  Sentence 3 uses two different ways each to spell Long O, Long I  and Long E.  Sentence 4 uses three ways to spell the Short E sound.

1. I knew it was you who put his shoe through the flue.

2. We had to wait at the gate for the slow-moving freight.

3. With a mote in my eye and a fly in my throat, I could see the ship sail out to sea.

4. Fred  from his bed said, "I wish I were dead."

A Ridiculous Discussion

The names of some of the numbers in English can cause some confusion.  The number 1 is spelled 'one' and is pronounced  like 'wun' but there is no such word.   gun, sun, fun, bun and run  rhyme with 1 (one) and with ton (2000 pounds) and won (was victorious in a fight or contest).  How did 'one' come to be pronounced 'wun'?  I don't know.  Next is the number 2, spelled 'two' and pronounced tu.  'To' and 'do' are also pronounced as if they were spelled tu and du, but 'go' and 'so' are pronounced with a Long O sound.  How is a person to know how to pronounce or spell such words?  Practice, practice, practice.  Then there is the number 4, spelled 'four' and pronounced the same as fore and for.   The number 8 is spelled 'eight' (pronounced 'ate') which puts it in the same family as 'weight' and 'freight' (words that rhyme with wait and crate).

If you think English numbers are confusing, what about the words that are spelled exactly the same but are pronounced differently and have different meanings?  READ (pronounced like 'reed' and is the Present Tense form of the verb meaning to look at written words and derive a meaning from them.  READ (pronounced like the color 'red') is the Past Tense of READ (pronounced 'reed').  WIND , with a short 'i' sound and the word 'in' in the middle, means the movement of air over the land or water.  WIND , rhyming with 'find' and 'whined', means to tighten the spring of a clock or other mechanism with a turning or twisting motion.  BOW , which rhymes with go, no, slow, means the long, curved stick whose ends are connected by a string of some sort and is used to shoot arrows.  It is also the name of the accessory to stringed instruments such as violins and cellos which is drawn over the strings to cause a musical vibration.  BOW , rhyming with how and now  means a forward movement of the head or upper body to show respect or subservience.  SOW rhyming with go and no means to spread seeds in a field or garden.  SOW, rhyming with how and now, is a female pig.  There are many more words like these that you need to watch out for in English.

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Following are some word exercises known as tongue-twisters.  Persons training to become radio or television announcers or actors, as well as people with speech problems, use these exercises to improve their pronunciation.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.  If Peter picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
She sells sea shells down by the seashore.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
She ripped a sheet, a sheet she ripped.
Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, sifted three thousand thistles by the thick of his thumb.

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The following chart will give you examples of some of the most confusing aspects of English - words that are spelled exactly the same but are pronounced differently and have different meanings.  These lessons have already touched on some of those pairs.  This chart will review those words and add some more.  If I miss some pairs, send me an e-mail and I will add them to the chart.  Stressed syllables or letters pronounced differently will be in red letters.

address (noun) = where you live ; 

address (verb)= to make a speech

sewer [Long U, like newer] (noun) = channel for waste water

sewer [Long O, like lower] (noun) = person who stitches clothing.

abuse [S ](noun) = ill treatment ; abuse [Z] (verb) = to use badly, injure. perfect (adjective) = ideal, without a flaw ; perfect (verb) = to improve or make flawless
bow [Long O] (noun) = device to shoot arrows or play a violin ; 

bow [ OU as in cow] (verb) = tilt head or body forward as sign of respect

lead [Long E as seed ] (verb) = show the way, take charge ; 

lead [Short E as bed ] (noun) = a heavy, soft shiny gray metal

sow [Long O] (verb) = spread seeds for planting ; 

sow [OU as in cow] (noun) = female pig

tear [Long E as fear] (noun) = water made by eyes to show emotion ; 

tear [Long A as care] (verb) = to break the fiber of paper or cloth, rip.

object (verb) = to be opposed ; object (noun) = a body of matter or a thing reject (noun) = someone or something not approved or accepted ; 

reject (verb) = to refuse to accept

subject (noun) = topic of interest ; subject (verb) = to cause to submit or undergo refuse (noun) = remains having no value, garbage ; 

refuse (verb) = to decline to accept or submit to

wound [Long U as tune] (noun) = an injury wound [AU as sound] (verb) = past tense of wind, to tighten a spring by twisting

 

Serious Discussion: At first the situation may seem to be hopeless.  There are entirely too many rules, which we have not really said much about so far, and for every rule there are multiple exceptions. And then there are the words that are so illogical that no rules cover them. Every spelling book we have ever seen sooner or later resorts to this rule to learn to spell in English: Study! Study! Practice! Practice! Memorize! Memorize!  On the next page, we will discuss some Spelling Rules that can be relied on some of the time.  Click HERE to go to the next page.

Assignment: Practice making up rhymes or short poems with the words from these lessons. The rhymes can be silly or serious, funny or nasty, but the more interesting they are, the easier they will be to remember, which will help you remember the words themselves.  Try to use the words you have the most trouble with, because they are the ones that you most need to practice and become familiar with.  Who knows ....this may be the beginning of a new career for you as a poet.

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